PSN's Worst Name of the Week - Bible Study Edition
Greg & Colin,
Hello guys! I am a 43 year old lifelong gamer, Vita Island resident, and a pastor of a church in Paso Robles, California. The pastor and gamer combination has actually worked well for me, my congregation loves that I'm a gamer. On my 40th birthday they pitched in for and actually found a launch window PS4 that they presented to me in the middle of church before a sermon. Turning 40 has never been so easy!
In addition to being the head pastor, I also work with the college group, which leads me to my worst name of the week submission. I was leading a college Bible study at a home with around 20 students there, both guys and girls. At the beginning we were all eating pizza in the kitchen area and talking. One college guy had recently made the jump from Xbox to PS4, and someone told them that I was a PS4 gamer. The guy yelled across the kitchen to me and asked what my PSN name was, and naturally with him yelling it out everyone quieted down and looked at me. I told him "Mine is Big Coyote, what's yours?" Without hesitating, and with everyone looking at him, he replied excitedly "It's ibeatmywife911". At this point all the girls in the room's eyes were wide open in shock, and all the guys started laughing hysterically.
He then informed us that people drop him from parties all the time on the PSN because of his username, and asked me how to change it.
With the group looking at me... while thinking of PSX I Love You XOXO... I confused him and the group even more by simply responding:
"Shuhei won't let us."
Thanks for the years of entertainment fellas.
P.S. I love you and so does Jesus
"Moon Fetus: a fetus is found on a moon base."