First of all, amazing idea!
I would love to be the recipient of a relocated vita.
I'd give it a loving home, tuck it in at night and take it to all its favorite places.
My first vita got some miles on it, especially for Persona 4: Golden. But the touch screen
died fairly early in its life and a bunch of other problems reared their ugly head.
If I was lucky enough to adopt a new vita into my loving arms, I would reward it by
playing severed immediately. A game I was never able to play on my old vita due to his screen issues :(
Greg, Nick, Tim and Kevin... keep fuckin that chicken,
And Colin, you keep suckin that dick my friend :)